Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.