Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

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What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!