Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.