What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!