Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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He doesn't work well with Vision

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...