Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

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Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.