Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!