Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."