Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.