Lincoln, because he is in a cent.
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He stopped making cents.
It just makes cents.
In cents
I'm in a cent.
Let's get together and make some cents.
Because he was in-a-cent!
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Because he was always in a cent.
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
Because it makes cents (sense).
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The U.S. mint (cents)
Two cents
two cents
I'm-in-a-cent!
It makes cents.
Because it makes cents.
Because they don't make any cents.
Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.
Because the dime had more cents.
It didn't make cents
The dime had more cents.
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
Because this docent makes any cents.
He's got more money than cents
Because it didn't make any cents!
Because they make cents!
Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.
Lincoln. He made the most cents.
This is non-cents!
Because it had more cents
Then I frown & order the soup.
They keep telling me to stop asking...
Cousins.....
They both benefit America!
To avoid monkey suits
A: Alone.
Your grandparents.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
a-CAW!
It didn't want to get water in its eyes.
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I want my Nickleback....
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."