Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

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What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.