Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

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Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Who races the most?

The rasit!

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.