Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What's a tiger ?

A stri-ped !

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.