Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.