Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room