Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room