With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Voldemort
Pretty gaunt
Voldetort.
He ran into wrong wall at train station
Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.
Hor-crocs.
One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..
You-knew-who
He leaves a dark mark
Because of his hex appeal.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Nobody nose.
You use a boa restrictor
They always use the holy condoms.
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
At the ghost office.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
A Whale Way
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
Steppenwolf
Their ankles!
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
breaking the seal on a rock.
To stop it from falling out.
Because you need a soul for that.
