What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Flush

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Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.