What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

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What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue