What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

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What do you call a flying bus?

Bus Lightyear...

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)