How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

What's the difference between you and an egg?

The egg actually gets laid!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.