How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!