What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

Tweetment Jokes More Tweetment Jokes

What does a sick bird need?

Tweetment.

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment