What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

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How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.