They both spend all their money on payphones.
Husband: You spent it all dear.
Because they spend years at sea.
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
A: Both crews were marooned.
The crews got marooned