Maroon Jokes

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.