What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.