What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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A wet one.

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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He has thrust issues.