What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.