What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

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What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.