What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

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A Greek never pays his debts.

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Maaaac

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He needed the dough.

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One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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A Nietzsche market!