What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster