What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.