What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

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Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.