What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.