What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP