What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

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What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet