What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK