What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

What's a cats most common written thought?

mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*