What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*