What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything