What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!