What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball