Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the door say to the other door?

I can see your Knob Simple yet effective

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....