Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.