What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

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Air Force

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Because it was a noble gas

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He had a Saturday Night Fever

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!