What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

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Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!