Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why are some girls so odd?

Because they can't even.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.