Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Fall Out Boy
It was too tired
Prison
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Her boyfriend was stoned.
He kept pushing her around.
Down's in the dumps
OC) Too many persuasive esses.
Benjamin Netangoogle
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
In the ground.
They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.
Because nukes are so bright
