What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay