What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

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Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !