Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

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Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.