Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.