What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.