What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.