What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.