What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.