What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

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What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.