What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.