What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe