What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Exhaust Pipe Jokes More Exhaust Pipe Jokes

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.