Justin Bieber Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

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Why is Bieber never late?

because he's always justin time

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

Pinocchio Jokes More Pinocchio Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.