Justin Bieber Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety