What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.