What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!