Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

Park Car Jokes More Park Car Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.