Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

Park Car Jokes More Park Car Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.