Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.