What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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