What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from