Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.