Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

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What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

What's worse than AIDS?

Beads.

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.