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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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What do you get when you mix a black and asian person?

A criminal mastermind ...

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

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What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad