What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.