How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

What's a wombat for?

For playing wom

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

What do old people smell like?

Depends

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What does a wicked chicken lay?

A: Deviled eggs.