Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
They went down the drain.
He saw stars.
Because they will steal all the green cards.
For playing wom
Depends."
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
To hold up their pants.
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Tango (tan go).
It said "twist to open"
Spring time.
Because to them it's boring.
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
Possession!
The devil has standards.
