How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!