Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!