Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

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What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.