Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.