Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.