Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

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Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

Soccer Game Jokes More Soccer Game Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.