Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

Soccer Game Jokes More Soccer Game Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.