Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.