What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!